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stirring the soup 

the process in which a woamns' nether-region is either rubbed, fondled, caressed, etc., etc, by either herself or another partner.
jane was getting no-where with dick's pathetic attempt at pleasing her. once gone, jane stirred her soup and went to sleep satisfied. needless to say, no dick can beat janes own stirring the soup.
stirring the soup by tam sing February 22, 2009

3 knuckles deep stirring the soup 

To finger fuck a girl, using several fingers at the same time. Usually implying the girl is very arroused.
"That chick is so damn hot! I'd love to be 3 knuckles deep stirring the soup!"

stirring the community soup 

When a guy has sex with a girl after a bunch of his buddies have also had sex with her at some point in time
Man, did you hear Clyde banged Crystal? Even though Todd, Steve, Adam and Mark had already hit that? Man, he's stirring the community soup

stirring the egg drop soup

Female masturbation. Named for how the secretions look
A-Where's Lisa? She's been in the bathroom for about 40 minutes now. Is she constipated or something?
B-Oh, she's stirring her egg drop soup. Her BF Allen left for Spain Friday, and she just felt like...
A- Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026