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Rule of the Stinky Moo

Never tell your friends that your boyfriend/girlfriend has a physical-hygiene problem. You might end up married to that person & your friends will always know.
He violated the Rule of the Stinky Moo: John dated Sally for two months when he told his friends that she had a "Stinky Moo". Years later, John and Sally married, and now all his friends know about her problem.
Rule of the Stinky Moo by JenAJay November 20, 2010

sticky moose 

The act of ejaculating in a female's hair. Then taking said female's hair and molding it into antlers. Thus making her a sticky moose.*
*note. The term sticky moose has a double meaning as the victim both looks like a moose and also has a moose-like liquid in her hair, only stickier.
Now Regina's a sticky moose!
sticky moose by bogos zilch September 11, 2007

Sticky Moose Knuckle 

When a man originally born and raised in Canada balls his hand into a fist, pours a reasonable amount of Aunt Jemima's Maple Syrup onto his knuckles, and shoves them inside of a woman's vagina.
"I met this keener of a broad last night at the pub and gave her the ol' Sticky Moose Knuckle eh?

sticky moon 

An abbreviation of a sticky arsehole that smells like fish
Ewwww, she’s got such a sticky moon
sticky moon by Kim Oldham September 28, 2020

Stinkmooch 

||Noun or Adjective / Modern English||

Prefix (Stink) -The act of emmiting stink from your body, so powerful that makes others question of you have showered in the past 2 weeks.

Suffix (Mooch) -The act of begging funds from peers, simply because you are too lazy to find a job.

*When these two come together you get, stinkmooch, the annoying personality that drives you and your friends crazy.*
That kid that wears those sweaters everyday sure is a stinkmooch.
Stinkmooch by Ron Paully April 3, 2008

stinkypooface 

an endearing term for your loved one when you're mad at him/her
You're such a stinkypooface for not snuggling with me!
stinkypooface by AndreaPaul May 16, 2006