3 definitions by Happy Puppies

mustard tip

Have a girl eat a hot dog covered in Mustard, punch her in the stomach and have her puke on the tip of your dick

I was walking down the street and a lady gave me mustard tip

by Happy Puppies December 12, 2016

Sticky Moose Knuckle

When a man originally born and raised in Canada balls his hand into a fist, pours a reasonable amount of Aunt Jemima's Maple Syrup onto his knuckles, and shoves them inside of a woman's vagina.

"I met this keener of a broad last night at the pub and gave her the ol' Sticky Moose Knuckle eh?

by Happy Puppies December 29, 2018

DFL

“Don’t Fucking Lie”
Often used in an argument or abrasive manner to pressure somebody else.

Josh wants Brayden to play Among Us with him and the gang but Brayden says he’s busy. “DFL Brayden jesus stop being such a loner”

by Happy Puppies February 14, 2022