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stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas 

To pass off bad news as good news. Usually it applies to when this act is incredibly obvious and poorly executed. When this is done, it is usually even more offensive than simply telling someone the bad news.
The doctor said that Joe was lucky to be paralyzed, since he'd no longer have to worry about getting into skateboarding accidents. All he did was stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas.

A stick up my butt 

please help theres a stick up my butt

Butt cheek on a stick 

Something to call someone when you are mad at them. Kinda like jerk or idiot.
You are a butt cheek on a stick!You never came over!

Butt cheek on a stick 

1.A terrible pain you cannot handle

2.exclamation like “fuck” “shit” or “ dry cunt
Mothertrucker dude!, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick
*has sex* butt cheek on a stick!

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee

1. A famous quote by Muhammad Ali that he used to describe his fighting style. He was so quick on his feet that he practically danced around his opponents, but he packed a hard punch.

2. Can describe someone who is generally seen as nice but makes cutting remarks in an argument.
1. "Agility is as important as strength in boxing. Like Muhammad you gotta float like a butterfly, sting like a bee."

2. "Anna is so sweet."
"Yeah, until you pick a fight with her. She floats like a buttetfly but stings like a bee."

Stinka butt 

A cute nickname to call your boy/girlfriend
Girl: Goodnight stinka butt I love you ❤️

Boy: Good night bae I love you too😙
Stinka butt by Chickabutts123 November 23, 2019