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stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas 

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To pass off bad news as good news. Usually it applies to when this act is incredibly obvious and poorly executed. When this is done, it is usually even more offensive than simply telling someone the bad news.
The doctor said that Joe was lucky to be paralyzed, since he'd no longer have to worry about getting into skateboarding accidents. All he did was stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas.

A stick up my butt 

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please help theres a stick up my butt
A stick up my butt by CumSlayer March 8, 2022

Butt cheek on a stick 

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Something to call someone when you are mad at them. Kinda like jerk or idiot.
You are a butt cheek on a stick!You never came over!

Butt cheek on a stick 

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1.A terrible pain you cannot handle

2.exclamation like “fuck” “shit” or “ dry cunt”
Mothertrucker dude!, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick
*has sex* butt cheek on a stick!

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee

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1. A famous quote by Muhammad Ali that he used to describe his fighting style. He was so quick on his feet that he practically danced around his opponents, but he packed a hard punch.

2. Can describe someone who is generally seen as nice but makes cutting remarks in an argument.
1. "Agility is as important as strength in boxing. Like Muhammad you gotta float like a butterfly, sting like a bee."

2. "Anna is so sweet."
"Yeah, until you pick a fight with her. She floats like a buttetfly but stings like a bee."

Stinka butt 

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A cute nickname to call your boy/girlfriend
Girl: Goodnight stinka butt I love you ❤️

Boy: Good night bae I love you too😙
Stinka butt by Chickabutts123 November 23, 2019
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026
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