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period

a think does to get away from a event they don't want to go to, THEY WILL TELL you "Sorry but I can't rn, im having my period" while in females have the power to turn off their period

we allowing them to lie

p1 Wanna go TO A BALL GAME
P2 SORRY, I can't. im having my period
p1 I spent 20k for 2 tickets, if you didn't want to go say sol next time
p2 Wait... no

by CumSlayer April 27, 2022

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gay

a person that does not like puss, no pussy for a gay boo

p1; Do you ever like pussy?
p2(gay); no why? dick is the way to go
p1; I have never been SOOOOO disappointed in a person, then. I do now

by CumSlayer April 19, 2022

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Yavo

a person who makes unfunny jokes and is overall a tourist with no in sight of life

p1 Yavo is gey
p2 I know
P3(YAVO) No im not, im told being gay is sucking puss
p1 no...
p2 WTF????

by CumSlayer April 19, 2022

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Ironic

Theres 2 ways to use it
With a friend; IF if find iron in minecraft, you can say "well thats ironic" have make you friend question why they still hangout with you
Without friends; If if find iron in minecraft, you can say "well thats ironic" and then look around and see no one, and have the slow realization that you are going to die alone for your Long and pathetic life, which has no meaning and we are nothing to the universe and one day all Humana will die a painful death...

You: *Finds iron* "Well that's ironic lol"
Friend: No one loves you
You: okay... D:
Friend: And you adopted
You: AM I REALLY!?!?!?!?!?

You: *Once again finds some iron* "tHaTs sO iRoNiC"
Friend:
You: Oh...

:(

by CumSlayer April 4, 2022

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