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Stink check 

When a person feels an itch in their butt crack and scrapes a couple of fingers across their asshole only to sniff them therefore confirming that they now have shit smelling fingers. Everybody in the world has done this or they are an outright liar!
Guy #1: Did you see Dennis scratching his ass? He just smelled his fingers! Guy #2: He does that all the time. He's doing a stink check. Guy #1: Gross...... he just handed me a beer!
Stink check by JoeyBomm June 8, 2020
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Stink Check 

When your Lover lets you go down on her and you do a "Stink Check" which is you sticking you fingers in their ass then proceding to twirl around ending it by pullin them out then sniffing and though is a stink check
"i stink checked my girl last night"
Stink Check by Justin I wish November 3, 2016

Checkout Stick

A term to describe someone or something as useless as a grocery checkout lane divider.
"Dont talk to Ethan, he's being an absolute checkout stick right now"
Checkout Stick by atvmike73 October 10, 2019

Checkout Stick

A stick used to strike vicious, unleashed dogs when they approach you on the beach.
“See this checkout stick? I’m going to use it to check your dog out of this world if you don’t put it back on the leash. Yuppy.”
Checkout Stick by Lord Hobo December 30, 2021

Checker Stick

Your favorite dildo that you take to the shower with you when cleaning out for anal sex. You use it the check your hole and make sure you are clean.
I'm cleaned out, I double checked with my checker stick.
Checker Stick by backinbusiness September 18, 2026

Sting on my cheek 

When something or someone annoys you, you say they're a sting on the cheek. It's a phrase that can mean anything to you.
Boy: "Dad, I had another bad day."
Dad: "What happened, son?"
Boy: "Forget it. It's just the kids living upstairs. They're a sting on my cheek!"
Sting on my cheek by Lynx1 January 31, 2008

Butt cheek on a stick 

Something to call someone when you are mad at them. Kinda like jerk or idiot.
You are a butt cheek on a stick!You never came over!
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