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Stifmeist 

French Pussy Magnet,who want to get bury upside down, so the whole world can kiss his ass.Always got in trouble his whole life for having a big mouth.I needs blood in my caffeine system
OH MY FUCKING GOD!its Stifmeist. Don't even get me started on that
Stifmeist by Stifmeist April 17, 2010
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Stifmeister

Steve Stifler's nickname in the movie American Pie. From the deutsch word 'meister' meaning master, 'Stifmeister' actually means 'Stif the master'.
Stifler: Oh, yeah. The Stifmeister's coming back to Grand Harbor. Deck the halls. Bye-bye, Great Falls. Wipe my ass and lick my balls. It's Stifler time, baby. Whoo-hoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo-hoo.

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AJ: Did you just refer to yourself as the Stifmeister? Coz that's, like, the lamest name ever.

Steve Stifler: I'm gonna fucking kill you.
Stifmeister by Tuttigiu June 22, 2014

Spinmeister 

The Spinmeister sang as he conducted his S🅱️innala:
"You S🅱️in me right round baby right round like a record baby"
Spinmeister by sbinnala December 2, 2019

slipmeister

noun:

1. Literaly, a master of slipping. However, most often not associated with the act of slipping and falling, but rather the act of "slipping in" or "sneaking around".
The class had started 5 minutes ago, but Mr.Khoruzhenko slips into class undetected by the teacher.

A student whispers: "What a slipmeister..."
slipmeister by Argonak April 11, 2008

slipmeister

noun:

1. Literaly, a master of slipping. However, most often not associated with the act of slipping and falling, but rather the act of "slipping in" or "sneaking around".
The class had started 5 minutes ago, but Mr.Khoruzhenko slips into class undetected by the teacher.

A student whispers: "What a slipmeister..."
slipmeister by Argonak April 11, 2008

swigmeister 

one of the hottest and most successfull players in runescape. Also a member of teamspeak with friends like overkill and mr tsr to keep him company. On mayhem maker forums he is known as the parkour crazy dancer guy
omg its swigmeister. *does dance emote in runescape*

are you the parkour guy? yea man its swigmeister
swigmeister by andrew mcswiggan November 11, 2006

Shitmeister 

Shitmeister is a new meme on /b/ spawned from the instance when a britfag on YouTube named Acealiens took a shit on a newspaper, then covered it all over himself. However, the video was deleted an hour after being posted, and he was banned from the tubes. Shitmeister is a good pick to become the next Tubgirl or Goatse. His age is unknown. This is possibly even more disturbing and better than 2girls1cup.
Stephen: Did you saw Shitmeister last night?
Hugh: Isn't it stiffmeister?
Shitmeister by casdebom April 30, 2010
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“No way, is that cake?”
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