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Sticky suprise 

When you're taking a poop, but when you go to wipe you clench your butt hole and the toilet paper rips and sticks to your butt.
I'm so unlucky, I just got a sticky suprise while shitting.
Sticky suprise by LukeDaFluke March 1, 2017

hot sticky surprise 

when a girl was piss drunk last night and wakes up not being able to open her mouth due to the hot jiz ejaculated in the oral region.
Little billy woke up with a hot sticky surprise and a latino in his bed, then was confirmed a gay.

Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise

When a person fills their anal cavity with lube, corn syrup, and black dye, and surprises someone with it. Usually a significant other during sex.
Jimmy was shocked when he saw Susan gave him Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise after only the second date.

Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise

The act of retaining a concoction of corn syrup and black food coloring in one's rectum moments or sometimes hours before performing anal sex; terrifying the penetrator.
Yeah, my girlfriend is way too devoted to Halloween, man. She even pulled Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise on me. I had ants in my apartment for weeks.

sticky sunrise

(noun) When a male has a sexual dream leading to unconscious ejaculation. Immediately after waking up, the person feels horny and has the urge to masturbate.
Josh, remember when you had that sticky sunrise? Man that was messy!

Sticky Sunrise

When you ejaculate into someone’s mouth, but your spunk is a sickly yellow colour, and smells like vomit.
I was sucking my homie last night and he pulled a sticky sunrise.