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Stickpuppet 

Look at that thick Stickpuppet on that girl
Stickpuppet by jahoobasdev June 23, 2021
Words you can keep

sockpuppet 

A false identity adopted by trolls and other malcontents to support their own postings.
She brought in six friends to back up her story, but five of them turned out to be sockpuppets.
sockpuppet by Manon January 9, 2004

sockpuppet 

An attempt by a person banned from a forum to circumvent the ban by creating a new account under a new identity.
This new user sounds strangely familiar.
That's because he's actually a sockpuppet for that asshole we banned last week.
sockpuppet by Mr. Vektor March 11, 2010

indian sockpuppet 

When you take a dump in a condom and then use it.
I surprised Jesse with that indian sockpuppet last night.
indian sockpuppet by MrHobbit October 15, 2009

sockpuppet 

sockpuppet is someone who is under the control of someone else with no mind of their own and lets other people make their decisions for them
our governor is a sockpuppet with no mind of his own and allows other people in his party to make all of the decisions
sockpuppet by littlejimmie November 17, 2019

Sockpuppet 

When you fist a woman as deep as possible including your forearm and then act as if she is a sockpuppet that you control. For added fun carry her around and have her do some tasks while you are in control.
Me: Remember Lisa from accounting?

Co-worker: Yeah, what about her?

Me: We hooked up last night and I used her as a sockpuppet.

Co-worker: Hell yeah man I knew she was easy!
Sockpuppet by boominyourface September 30, 2021

sockpuppet 

An account used by someone unfairly banned by a biased, abusive or just plain asshole moderator to defy the ban and return to the forums.
After the mods on SJG let Paladin and Koltar flame democrats and liberals, then banned me for speaking against republicans and conservatives, I went through a proxy to sockpuppet back in since it was bullshit to ban someone for attacking conservatives but not for attacking liberals.
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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