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stick dick 

a very small wiener that in fact you could compare to a stick, very thin however not too long.
Your stick dick didn't do shit for me last night.
stick dick by Katie...BaLLiiN January 2, 2009

Stick Dick 

When you have a girlfriend, crush, or significant other that talks about doing sexual things but is to scared to do them. They will talk it up and get their partner excited and then chicken out. This is the tease and it makes your penis erect in the process. This type of tease is not a fun tease but is instead a way of torture to the male in the relationship.
You are really going to do that. Leave me with a stick dick, really?
Stick Dick by Barneythesavior. January 9, 2020

stick dick 

the dick of a male stickperson
bird: i love this tree
weird bird: henry stickmin has a stick dick
brid: |=(|
stick dick by Dapperunoriginal22 August 27, 2020

stick dick 

When you take so many sticks(Xanax bars) you cannot function sexually.
I couldnt pipe last night cause i got stick dick from 8 bars
stick dick by spazx November 5, 2009

stick dick 

acropora elitists that look down on everyone else like they are peasants
That stick dick has some really nice frags for sale.

stick dick stuck in a wall 

when you use your teleporter at the bank/vault in the henry stickman games
captainsause: lets use the teleporter and oh HAHAHAHA he got his stick dick stuck in a wall HAHAHA-
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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