Stick with Dick 

A person who is abnormally thin but has an extremely large penis.

That guy is a stick with dick, you wouldn't be able to tell by just looking at him!

Stick with Dick by StickwithDick November 9, 2009

stick out with my dick out 

to appear to be important, but with one's penis exposed

I'm wearing a tuxedo to prom, but I know I'll stick out with my dick out.

stick out with my dick out by JT Dollar Sign November 8, 2003

fuck my dick with a stick 

an Australian slang word used to describe a moment of great disappointment.

can be used in place of FML.

*open lunch box, and find muesli bar* "Fuck my dick with a stick!"

*you piss two ways and both miss the toilet* " Fuck my dick with a stick!"

gf:"can i fuck your dick with a stick?"
you:"Fuck my dick with a stick"

fuck my dick with a stick by thatguyathjs November 15, 2011

dicks with sticks 

Male lacrosse players

"Hey, look, it's dicks with sticks!"

dicks with sticks by Lance9055 March 14, 2017

Dicks with sticks 

A phrase used to describe twat skiers who can’t snowboard

All skiers are dicks with sticks

Dicks with sticks by Snowboarder777 March 8, 2025

Dicks with sticks 

Used to describe a twat on a mountain who has two planks of wood and flimsy twigs

Wow those skiers sure are dicks with sticks

Dicks with sticks by Snowboarder777 March 8, 2025