Stick & Shit 

Stick & Shit is the action of covering a toilets sensor with tape and proceeding to take a massive dump, leaving the shit floating in the toilet for the next person. It is the perfect counterpart to the already infamous “Upper Decker”.

“Oh man I just left a Stick & Shit for someone in the bathroom”

Stick & Shit by Gaymer42069 May 2, 2024

Shit stick 

A useless person. One who is unable to do anything that requires initiative, patience or determination, other then complaining.

I asked if it was ok to leave my bag there but some shit stick came along and said it was against health and safety rules.

Shit stick by Kimbaliod December 1, 2009

stick that shit in a blender 

A phrase used to express the simplification of complex problem into something more manageable.

-"AHH!! I have a 30 page paper due tomorrow AND it's my mom's birthday!"

-"Dude... stick that shit in a blender - just write the paper about your mom and send her a copy."

stick that shit in a blender by P-stain! September 10, 2006

Shit Stick 

A cheap cigar; typically one that can be bought at a gas station or discount tobacco shop.

"Don't waste your time smoking that shit stick! If you're gonna have a cigar, buy a good one."

Shit Stick by grouchodude July 4, 2006

shit stick 

believe it or not, in the Medieval ages when there was no Charmin, people would use a wooden stick to scrape away the feces after taking a dump. The stick would commonly be shared among people of the same household, or even the entire village.

the term "wrong end of the shit stick" was coined because if you were to take a dump at night, and needed to grab the "stick", you had a chance of grabbing the wrong end of it.

Jeb quickly reached over for the shit stick, but just realized he grabbed the wrong end of it; his hands now hwere sticky and foul.

shit stick by r October 3, 2004

Shit Stick 

A shit so big, that when pinched off, slaps the back of your ball sack.

I had to give my balls a thorough rinsin after that SHIT STICK

Shit Stick by andravian February 27, 2011

Shit Stick 

The sex organ of a homosexual.

When the bot boy pulled out he looked down and noticed his shit stick.

Shit Stick by zygmund July 27, 2003