Stick & Shit

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Stick & Shit is the action of covering a toilets sensor with tape and proceeding to take a massive dump, leaving the shit floating in the toilet for the next person. It is the perfect counterpart to the already infamous “Upper Decker”.

“Oh man I just left a Stick & Shit for someone in the bathroom”

Stick & Shit by Gaymer42069 May 2, 2024

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Shit stick

A useless person. One who is unable to do anything that requires initiative, patience or determination, other then complaining.

I asked if it was ok to leave my bag there but some shit stick came along and said it was against health and safety rules.

Shit stick by Kimbaliod December 1, 2009

stick that shit in a blender

A phrase used to express the simplification of complex problem into something more manageable.

-"AHH!! I have a 30 page paper due tomorrow AND it's my mom's birthday!"

-"Dude... stick that shit in a blender - just write the paper about your mom and send her a copy."

stick that shit in a blender by P-stain! September 10, 2006

Shit Stick

A cheap cigar; typically one that can be bought at a gas station or discount tobacco shop.

"Don't waste your time smoking that shit stick! If you're gonna have a cigar, buy a good one."

Shit Stick by grouchodude July 4, 2006

shit stick

believe it or not, in the Medieval ages when there was no Charmin, people would use a wooden stick to scrape away the feces after taking a dump. The stick would commonly be shared among people of the same household, or even the entire village.

the term "wrong end of the shit stick" was coined because if you were to take a dump at night, and needed to grab the "stick", you had a chance of grabbing the wrong end of it.

Jeb quickly reached over for the shit stick, but just realized he grabbed the wrong end of it; his hands now hwere sticky and foul.

shit stick by r October 3, 2004

Shit Stick

A shit so big, that when pinched off, slaps the back of your ball sack.

I had to give my balls a thorough rinsin after that SHIT STICK

Shit Stick by andravian February 27, 2011

Shit Stick

The sex organ of a homosexual.

When the bot boy pulled out he looked down and noticed his shit stick.

Shit Stick by zygmund July 27, 2003

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026