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A useless person. One who is unable to do anything that requires initiative, patience or determination, other then complaining.
I asked if it was ok to leave my bag there but some shit stick came along and said it was against health and safety rules.
by Kimbaliod December 01, 2009
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A cheap cigar; typically one that can be bought at a gas station or discount tobacco shop.
"Don't waste your time smoking that shit stick! If you're gonna have a cigar, buy a good one."
by grouchodude July 04, 2006
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believe it or not, in the Medieval ages when there was no Charmin, people would use a wooden stick to scrape away the feces after taking a dump. The stick would commonly be shared among people of the same household, or even the entire village.

the term "wrong end of the shit stick" was coined because if you were to take a dump at night, and needed to grab the "stick", you had a chance of grabbing the wrong end of it.
Jeb quickly reached over for the shit stick, but just realized he grabbed the wrong end of it; his hands now hwere sticky and foul.
by r October 03, 2004
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Complete failure of something to deliver enjoyment or pleasure.
After paying US $9.00 to watch a bruce willis movie, everyone yelled SHITSTICKS when it was over.
by A bruce willis fan April 01, 2003
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(1) an exclamation of woe or regret (especially when due to one's own error or negligence)
(2) coil-shaped fecal matter

other spelling(s):
shitstickz (rare)
shitstyks (rare)

note: "shite" may also be substituted for "shit"
1. aw, shitsticks! totally thought i was gonna get laid tonight.

2. i ruined my shoe in the park stepping on a fat shitstick.
by Lfrey April 25, 2006
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