Joe: I think that Earth isn't round
Bob: But science says that-
Joe: HISTORY CHANNEL SAID SO B*TCH LAY OFF
Bob: Dude, quit being so stugnorant, the Earth is round.
The greatest empire our world has ever seen. It stands undefeated in battle thanks to superior training in their troops and sage-like wisdom from their leaders, such as Roflmaool. Also, it stands for "Shut The F*** Up Noob." (Noob obviously a derivitive of the word n00b, which comes from "newbie.")
Oh no! Our nation is being attacked by Stfunoob! We are now destined to perish!
Player: omfg i k1lled youz!! lolololololololololololololol!!!!!111
CS Pro: STFUNOOB!
A way to tell someone to stop talking with so many words in so little space. When someone continues with obsessive ranting you reply with stfurnsmf. (Shut the fuck up right now stupid mother fucker)
Johny wouldn't stop talking about his lamecommunistpolitics so I told him to stfurnsmf.
Stands for "Shut the fuck up, neilson", which is a phrase commonly used by anyone but is directed to someone with the characteristics of neilson. See neilson.
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."