The ill-adviced actions of moaning, grumbling and being a prize twat because of the misconception that the sun shines out of one's posterior. Derived from the noun Tevez meaning Ugly Argentine Gorilla with a Shit Beard.
I don'tknow what her problem is.Ive had enough of her tevezing.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'