steve wright

a successful comedian whos humorous technique is to carry the expression of boredom on his face while he performs to make his act even funnier

"Years ago, I worked in a natural, organic health food store in Seattle, Washington. One day a man walked in and asked, 'If I can melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?' Two days later, I was fired for eating cotton candy and drinking straight Bosco on the job." -Steve Wright

steve wright by nicole April 20, 2004

Steven Wright

A stand up comedian from Cambridge, Massachusetts. e is known for his dry, deadpan style, and acts in a rather depressing way. He cites his main influences as Richard Pryor and George Carlin. He has influences comedians ranging from Jimmy Carr to Demtri Martin. Steven wears a Boston Redsox hat wherever he goes. His big break came when he was the comedy guest for The Tonight Show With Johnny Carson. Since then, he has had numerous HBO specials, and frequently appears on The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson.

Guy 1: Did you catch Steven Wright on Craig Fersuson last night?
Guy 2: Of course i did! i always love his surprise drop by's.

Steven Wright by poppolo July 1, 2010

steve wrights sunday love songs 

mushy bbc radio 2 show between 9 - 11am on sunday mornings, mainly listened to by women and snoring men.

Lets listen to steve wrights sunday love songs

steve wrights sunday love songs by Nick1401 August 14, 2007

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022