Stephenson 

Stephenson is a prophet of the universe. He was sent to the mortal world to lead people into battle against the angels. He is unbeaten and has a striking resemblance to a young Matt Damon. Women hang off his dick, leaving a trail of poon in his wake. He was the cause of the 40 day flood mentioned in the bible. He always wins.

Stephenson Wins.

Guy 1: "Dude, that chick has had a smile on her face all day"
Guy 2: "She probably got with Stephenson"

Stephenson by JasonBourne7 October 15, 2013

Stephenson gargoyle 

A Stephenson gargoyle is anyone that carries (esp as a wearable device) devices that have Internet-access or other global area network(s) capabilities that they can utilize where-ever they go, esp while traveling. The most common form are smart phones, as of the date of this definition. Includes tablet computers, but not really laptops. Historically, this strictly referred to a computer that's worn, but this was more based on the limitations of miniaturization of computing hardware when the namesake of this term was devised. Worn networking information systems such as smart watches and smart glasses (esp with AR capabilities) are the most accurate examples in modern times.

Originated from a certain group of people in the Neil Stephenson cyberpunk novel Snow Crash: "Gargoyles represent the embarrassing side of the Central Intelligence Corporation. Instead of using laptops, they wear their computers on their bodies, broken up into separate modules that hang on the waist, on the back, on the headset. …they embody the worst stereotype of the CIC stringer. They draw all the attention. The payoff for this self-imposed ostracism is that you can be in the Metaverse all the time, and gather intelligence all the time." Where the 'Metaverse' was the in-story equivalent of an Internet with VR requirements.

"She's covered in computer stuff. Is she a cyborg now?" "She's just wearing the computer; she's more of a Stephenson gargoyle."

Stephenson gargoyle by b_b_OK August 23, 2020

Stephenson Lifestyle 

The Life style Everyone wants to live. Rich, Famous, Happy, Healthy, and fit. People dream of getting to this life style but only Stephenson has truly made it all the way.

"Fam he's living that Stephenson Lifestyle"
"nah bro Stephenson's yacht is bigger then his mansion, he ain't made it yet."

Stephenson Lifestyle by Stephenson steve February 10, 2018

Stephenson's Law 

The tendency of a party to copy-and-paste a set of rules relating to an area of knowledge one has a limited understanding of into an agreement, especially when this action is done after a particularly brief google search of the knowledge area.

The term is may have originated among neck-bearded keyboard-commando's, but its precise history is unclear.

"Why do you think they put those terms into the contract?"

"Oh, I dunno. Stephenson's Law I guess."

Stephenson's Law by chubb-c December 2, 2021

stephenson studio school 

a shit school who excludes you for breathing, full of neeks and emos with green,blue hair. most of the kids have stds so be careful where you step.

neek1:what school do you go
neek2:stephenson studio school
neek1:you have aids

stephenson studio school by brogd2007 February 6, 2022

Neal Stephenson

One of the greatest scientific and historic authors ever. Written novels based on the development of modern science, mathmatics and cryptography.

Neal Stephenson's best books are:
Cryptonomicon
The Baroque Cycle

Neal Stephenson by crazy_ivan45 September 12, 2005

The Dr. Stephenson 

A specialty sex move in which the man proceeds to stand as straight as possible, similar to a tree and the female attempts to climb him and repeatably falls back on to his branch.

Dude, I was totally giving my girlfriend the Dr. Stephenson last night and she nearly broke my branch.

The Dr. Stephenson by Honest_Abe120 March 3, 2011