Stephenson is a prophet of the universe. He was sent to the mortal world to lead people into battle against the angels. He is unbeaten and has a striking resemblance to a young Matt Damon. Women hang off his dick, leaving a trail of poon in his wake. He was the cause of the 40 day flood mentioned in the bible. He always wins.
Stephenson Wins.
Guy 1: "Dude, that chick has had a smile on her face all day"
Guy 2: "She probably got with Stephenson"
Guy 1: "Dude, that chick has had a smile on her face all day"
Guy 2: "She probably got with Stephenson"
by JasonBourne7 October 15, 2013
Get the Stephenson mug.A Stephenson gargoyle is anyone that carries (esp as a wearable device) devices that have Internet-access or other global area network(s) capabilities that they can utilize where-ever they go, esp while traveling. The most common form are smart phones, as of the date of this definition. Includes tablet computers, but not really laptops. Historically, this strictly referred to a computer that's worn, but this was more based on the limitations of miniaturization of computing hardware when the namesake of this term was devised. Worn networking information systems such as smart watches and smart glasses (esp with AR capabilities) are the most accurate examples in modern times.
Originated from a certain group of people in the Neil Stephenson cyberpunk novel Snow Crash: "Gargoyles represent the embarrassing side of the Central Intelligence Corporation. Instead of using laptops, they wear their computers on their bodies, broken up into separate modules that hang on the waist, on the back, on the headset. …they embody the worst stereotype of the CIC stringer. They draw all the attention. The payoff for this self-imposed ostracism is that you can be in the Metaverse all the time, and gather intelligence all the time." Where the 'Metaverse' was the in-story equivalent of an Internet with VR requirements.
Originated from a certain group of people in the Neil Stephenson cyberpunk novel Snow Crash: "Gargoyles represent the embarrassing side of the Central Intelligence Corporation. Instead of using laptops, they wear their computers on their bodies, broken up into separate modules that hang on the waist, on the back, on the headset. …they embody the worst stereotype of the CIC stringer. They draw all the attention. The payoff for this self-imposed ostracism is that you can be in the Metaverse all the time, and gather intelligence all the time." Where the 'Metaverse' was the in-story equivalent of an Internet with VR requirements.
"She's covered in computer stuff. Is she a cyborg now?" "She's just wearing the computer; she's more of a Stephenson gargoyle."
by b_b_OK August 23, 2020
Get the Stephenson gargoyle mug.The Life style Everyone wants to live. Rich, Famous, Happy, Healthy, and fit. People dream of getting to this life style but only Stephenson has truly made it all the way.
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"nah bro Stephenson's yacht is bigger then his mansion, he ain't made it yet."
"nah bro Stephenson's yacht is bigger then his mansion, he ain't made it yet."
by Stephenson steve February 10, 2018
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The term is may have originated among neck-bearded keyboard-commando's, but its precise history is unclear.
The term is may have originated among neck-bearded keyboard-commando's, but its precise history is unclear.
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Get the stephenson studio school mug.One of the greatest scientific and historic authors ever. Written novels based on the development of modern science, mathmatics and cryptography.
by crazy_ivan45 September 12, 2005
Get the Neal Stephenson mug.A specialty sex move in which the man proceeds to stand as straight as possible, similar to a tree and the female attempts to climb him and repeatably falls back on to his branch.
Dude, I was totally giving my girlfriend the Dr. Stephenson last night and she nearly broke my branch.
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