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Steinberg's Law 

Steinberg's Law, similar in concept to Bidoof's Law, says that there will never be anything more irritating than seeing a user who claims to be white, tweet out a bad or offensive opinion targeting white people, and then checking the user’s profile, and finding out they are “Jewish”.
Guy 1: Yo dude, I read this tweet that white people should just stop existing, yet the person who wrote it says they're white! I just don't get it.

Guy 2: Check their profile.

Guy 1: Why?

Guy 2: Just do it.

Guy 1: Hm.. alright, well, here it says their jewish, and.. Oh, I see.

Guy 2: Yeah, perfect example of Steinberg's Law bro.

steezberg 

A jew with a ton of steez, most commonly applied to people who do freestlye snowboarding. Style+ease+Jew=steezberg
Jew #1 "holy kishka did you just see Zach Plotkin pull that sick 1080, he should change his last name to steezberg.

Jew #2 " that was so insane I almost lost my yalmulka."
steezberg by Plotbert February 1, 2008

L'stanberg 

The cooler version of whatever the fuck that one thing was called on dreams stupid SMP. Home to trollers and amogus alike.
Troller 1: "ayo is l'stanberg spamming amogus again?"
Troller 2:"ye"
Troller 1:"sick one, ill join in"

Angry Stenberg

When a female is giving a male a blow job, and you shove a protractor in her ass, and when she reaches down to pull it out, you blow your load in her ear.
My girlfriend and I broke up last night after I suggested an Angry Stenberg. So I hired a hooker and did it to her.
Angry Stenberg by Willy_The_Pimp January 29, 2007

steinberg 

a double jew. no one else can be more jewish than a steinberg.
steinberg is both Stein (as in Einstein) and a Berg (as in Rosenberg).
steinberg by ricardo777 July 23, 2008

amandla stenburg 

A teen model and actress, most notable for playing Rue in the Hunger Games film.
-I loved Rue in the hunger games!
-wait, you mean Amandla Stenburg?
-yeah, I guess
amandla stenburg by Cxycxy May 14, 2014