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Sternberged 

Screwing up royally on purpose at work and having absolutely nothing happen to you. Named for Dr Richard Sternberg.
I think being Sternberged means going from being a third-rate scientist in a clerical position at NIH with a hobby of indulging, and possibly sharing, Creationists' fantasies, to being wined and dined by Fox news and Coral Ridge Ministries, flown around by the DI, giving lectures to fundies and interviews for hefty fees, and possibly getting a do-nothing job for life at some Christian college. Not a bad deal if you're into that kind of stuff.
Sternberged by tincture April 14, 2008
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Sternberged 

Screwing up royally on purpose at work and having absolutely nothing happen to you.
I think being Sternberged means going from being a third-rate scientist in a clerical position at NIH with a hobby of indulging, and possibly sharing, Creationists' fantasies, to being wined and dined by Fox news and Coral Ridge Ministries, flown around by the DI, giving lectures to fundies and interviews for hefty fees, and possibly getting a do-nothing job for life at some Christian college. Not a bad deal if you're into that kind of stuff.
Sternberged by tincture April 13, 2008

Steenberg 

A person, usually a douchebag, who doesn’t play Fortnite because he knows he would get absolutely raped by every player in the game. Usually trash talks the game to make up for his incompetence.
Person 1: Why don’t you play Fortnite?
Person 2: I’m a steenberg. If I played I would suck to much. That game is gay anyway!
Steenberg by BigDaddy6942069 February 12, 2018

Steenberge 

being super awesome, having a huge penis and likes kicking the shit out of people.
wow, you are such a Steenberge, wanna hang out with me!