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steamballed 

When you're the last guy in the steam room and the only place to stand is directly above the steam vent, making a direct hit on one's nuts
Oh man, I'm late again and am gonna get steamballed.
steamballed by wimmyjeil February 26, 2011
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Steamballed 

1. A critical situation which may have disastrous consequences if it goes wrong.
2. A tough decision that may be difficult.

Kind of like you are slowly getting into a really hot bath and your balls are hanging in the steam, it is going to be difficult!

Used to highlight the magnitude of a problem.
1.(when he says that he just found out his gf has been sleeping around) "Oh man, you are so steamballed!"
2.That is such a steamballer of a problem!
Steamballed by The Alic Master January 18, 2012

steamrolled 

1. To be wiped out very quickly without any pause in the attack. Often used on capture maps in Team Fortress.

2. Rapid, continuous destruction, often with a certain destination in mind.

3. An incredibly quick, very destructive lost that often seems comical.
Red Team: Defend the point nubs.

*Loses first point*

Red Team: WTF was that shit nubs, get on the second point!

*Loses next point in next minute*

Blue Team: Lol, steamrolled.

Steamrolled 

After you take a large hit of marijuana from a steamroller pipe and you can't stop coughing. And therefore that person got steamrolled
"Tim! You just got STEAMROLLED!"
Steamrolled by Patrick Hickory December 9, 2008

Slamballed 

When a female dances aggresively on a male, as if attempting to cause testicular damage
"Dude i totally got slamballed by this drunk chick at Phi Kappa Tau last night, my nuts are killing me"
Slamballed by mtp5081 March 21, 2010

Cleveland Steamball 

A sexual act of pooping in someones mouth and He/Her spits it into anothers mouth.
Sarah passed a Cleveland Steamball to Bonni.

Cleveland Steamball 

A cleveland Steamball is when you or your partiner takes a crap in/on your your/there mouth them he/she will spit it back into your/there mouth
could you please take a cleveland steamball in my mouth
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