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Steam Show 

See Heat Pump and Defrost Cycle. A winter phenomenon produced by a heat pump, for which conditions have to be just right. If you actually catch a heat pump giving a steam show and have a video camera handy, it makes for one hell of a YouTube video.

Many heat pumps have interval defrost and will have a defrost cycle every 30, 60, or 90 minutes whether they need to or not, even if they are NOT frozen or iced over. The ones with more modern demand defrost will oly defrost on an as-needed basis, basically when there is ice/frost buildup on the coils. The best conditions for a steam show are when it is below 40 degrees, and a heat pump will freeze up much faster when it is wet, rainy, or snowy. However, a heat pump is capable of producing a good steam show on a nice, sunny day with no precipitation. The best steam shows typically occur below 37 degrees regardless of weather conditions.

How much steam a heat pump produces depends on the outside temperature, how much ice/frost/snow has built up on the outdoor coils, and the heat pump itself. To someone not familiar with a heat pump, a steam show can be misleading, and calls to the fire department in the winter by people claiming their heat pump is on fire are not out of the ordinary. Some stubborn customers also wind up spending hundreds of dollars on unnecessary service calls only to find out their heat pump is doing exactly what it is supposed to do.
The heat pump at the elderly couple's new condo produced such a big steam show that they thought the unit was on fire, shut it off, and called the HVAC company, only to find out that their heat pump was doing exactly what it was supposed to.

An HVAC tech once told me the story of a customer who observed a steam show and thought their heat pump was on fire, and paid over a hundred dollars for a guy to come out only to tell them it had been defrosting.
Steam Show by AutoHVACNut March 15, 2012
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Cleveland Steam Shower

Shitting out a mean smelly turd in the toilet while someone else is showering in the same small bathroom, creating the muggiest and nasitest stench ever. Best done on the sly or with a flush afterward (to create more steam).
My room mate was late on rent again so i snuck in and gave her a Cleveland Steam Shower this morning.

Macedonian Steam Shower 

Macedonian Steam Shower: a truly filthy manuvere. After a hard night of drinking and general pizza parlor mayhem; once must first have a breakfast complete with dirty cups of coffee and plenty of eggs. Upon completion of breakfast the artist takes a huge, dirty shit. While shitting it is important to turn the hot water on in a shower ensuring then next man in the room is treated to a truly thick and penetrating shit smell. The only way to rid oneself of this stink is suicide.
Tim thought he was hungover, but when I hit him with the Macedonian Steam Shower, he almost died.

Iranian steam shower 

when you fart in a hot shower and "hotbox" your: "lover / partner/life-partner / buddy /friend with benefits / hetro-life partner / bitch / whore,etc" and make them gag
Dirty: "here, will you wash my back?"
Sahara: "Sure, anything for you honey"
Dirty: loud, ass flappin, wet diarreha fart
Sahara: dry heaving, gagging sound
Sahara: "I think I just puked in my mouth, you !@#$#%%$^%&*^% digusting @#@$$%$^&*&,your ass smells like a dirty iranian, let me out of here now!"
Dirty: holding door closed
Dirty: "Victory is mine!"
Dirty; two thumbs up
Dirty: "That folks is an Iranian steam shower"

steamy shower troll

when taking a hot shower you fart really long and loud causing an aroma to take over your shower and eat at you such like a troll might.
I had taco bell after practice then went home to take a shower, i had to get out quick cause i released a steamy shower troll.
steamy shower troll by Paige choich September 19, 2009

Seldovia SteamShovel 

Unusually hot flatulence that is “cupped” in the hands near the bung, and using an upward motion delivered to friends/family. Much like an old steam shovel mining ore. Origin is from a small coastal Alaskan town of Seldovia.
John unleashed the beast using the time old “Seldovia SteamShovel” method. Many of the customers at the restaurant were pleased and applauded.

texas steamshovel 

when you take a long submarine shaped piece of shit, freeze it completely, and use it as a ribbed dildo for your ass