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state fair 

Fry this. Fry that. Fry Everything! Where diabetes come from. Commonly "Big Rednecks" go to this fair each year.
Hey Jim! Wanna get to the state fair?!?

Well Houdedoo partner! Lets get us some fried ice cream! HeuHeuHeuh!
state fair by Niqqa_Truth November 27, 2015

State Fair Syndrome 

A couple who you usually see at the State Fair where the dude is really crappy and is wearing a beater, while the chick is gorgeous and is out of the guy's league
Tony: Damn, that chick is fiiiine, too bad she's with that douche bag

Brandon: I know, that's so State Fair Syndrome

or

Britney Spears and K-Fed

State Fair SUV Hot Box on a Stick

When you fart inside a display SUV at the MN State Fair and close all the doors on random people sitting in it.
Damn honey, I would have bought this SUV but it smells like some State Fair SUV Hot Box on a Sticked it.

Arkansas State Fair 

While uncontrollably intoxicated, you pass out mid-stride while fucking. Then, in the morning, you wake up to find your girl left a nice steamy shit surprise sitting on your chest, with the girl nowhere to be found. I hear girls are known for this down south.
That fucking three-toothed bitch took me to the Arkansas State Fair, and I didn't even know it.
Arkansas State Fair by jeff May 13, 2005
A nickname sometimes given to people named jake. This is because of the famous Jake from Statefarm adds.
Wazz up, Statefarm

Statefarm Shit Stain

A shit stain so dense that even your insurance provider couldn't cover it.
Chadley: Yo man I need some help, my suit's got a statefarm shit stain!
Basil: If there isn't anything Statefarm can do, I can't help!
Chadley: It's fuckin' everywhere man...