Stat Fucked 

When, during a televised sporting event, the commentators give a statistic about something that hasn't happened that game, that year, or in multiple years. After they give the stat, the thing or scenario that hasn't happened will happen the very next play. It applies to all sports.

"He hasn't missed a field goal all year, and this kick will win the game". He then misses. He was stat fucked.

(Hasn't missed a free throw, hasn't walked a man with the bases loaded, hasn't allowed a power play goal, etc...)

Stat Fucked by DNG1981 January 2, 2011

StarFucked! 

The act of getting screwed over by a starbucks employee on your way to work or somewhere were starbucks coffee is an absolute necessity. Because we all know that starbucks employees really care about the difference between mocha latte and a regular latte.

Sue: LIke i was on my way to a early bird special sale at kohls and so i figured id get a double mocha latte. and the stupid guy gave me a dark mocha espresso wit whipped cream.

Lil. god what an insensitive jerk.
Sue: yeah he totally StarFucked! me.

StarFucked! by CHOCOLISHISH July 6, 2009

starfucked 

1.diss’ed during a celebrity encounter
2. when a commoner has sex with a celebrity

Omg! She partied with the band and got starfucked by .......”!

starfucked by stoneham June 4, 2018

Stafucked 

When you are 4 wheeling in 4 wheel drive and get stuck to the point it takes 2 tow trucks to get to you

There I was having so much fun and wham I got stafucked (st -uh- fucked)

Stafucked by Big Char March 1, 2023

Shatfucked 

The act of serious, hard, fucking but getting shit in the vagina or anal hole after a loud fart.

Sam: “Ah Man, Jennie I couldn’t hold it in anymore.”

Jennie: “What do you mean? Did you cum?”
Sam: “I accidentally Shat in your holes, that’s shit not cum.I think I shatfucked you.”
Jennie sat in silence, while Sam got up and left her there.

Shatfucked by Kaileyyuki August 16, 2024