(noun) An acute or chronic condition symptomized by the inability to recall the location of one's stash.
Larry: How was that Northern Lights blunt I gave you for your birthday?
Michael (sheepishly): I know it's here somewhere ...but I can't find it. Maybe Carol threw it out.
Larry: You IDIOT! You've got Stasheimer's!
Michael (sheepishly): I know it's here somewhere ...but I can't find it. Maybe Carol threw it out.
Larry: You IDIOT! You've got Stasheimer's!
by madmike001 December 22, 2009