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Stark Naked
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I was getting changed in a tent when I saw Matthew's silhouette walk by, about to come in. I shouted out "Don't come in, i'm stark bollock naked", at which point he laughed, but took as lokk anyway, so I mooned him. He seemed strangely turned by 'the goods', and laughed again.
The moral of the story is that Matt Dunne is gay.
The moral of the story is that Matt Dunne is gay.
stark bollock naked by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004
Starke Naked
To be spontaneously attracted to by a athourity figures, such as a gym teacher. The person usually having a voluptuouse chesnut flowing hair, that is uncontrollable to any walks of life.
While taking attendance the gym teacher will call out "Starke Naked" insisting to act like an ass. Instead of calling out the name Starke.
Starke Naked by Gym Class '09 July 29, 2009
Naked Stare
1)The awkward, white hot lazer like stare that occurs when you walk past someone you previously had a sexual relationship with
2)When someone has seen you naked for non-sexual reasons and you can never quite look them in the eye again
2)When someone has seen you naked for non-sexual reasons and you can never quite look them in the eye again
1)"God I just walked past Danni... NAKED STARE!"
2)"Bella saw me naked the other night, I just passed her a minute a go... naked stare"
2)"Bella saw me naked the other night, I just passed her a minute a go... naked stare"
Naked Stare by Cryptkeeper5 November 9, 2009
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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