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Stalinity 

A non-scientific measure of the level of staleness of a food item. Usually used when referring to stale candies such as sour keys and wine gums.

The test is comprised of wiggling (or squeezing if it is too small to be effectively wiggled) the item between the thumb and the forefinger and observing its stiffness relative to it's stiffness in its fresh state. The greater the deviation in this comparison, the greater it's degree of stalinity.
These candies are always best stale. Leave the bag of them open for the night and check their stalinity in the morning. If they are good and stale we will eat them then!
Stalinity by Jerkson October 1, 2010
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Sarinity 

Where do I begin?

Sarinity, is a girl, not just any girl, she's one of a kind. She's the only of her kind. I wish there were more of her. Sarinity will look past you features. She will look pass how you live your life. She will love you, for you.
Wow! That Sarinity girl is amazing. She's so nice!

I wish my girl was more like Sarinity.
Sarinity by WordLink July 19, 2015
After being a virgin for so long, I lost my virginity and got my serginity.
serginity by ashleyboggle January 25, 2019

smirginity 

smoking virginity... generally weed. ^_^
Ian totally has my smirginity. He was the one I smoked weed with for the first time.

Sarinity 

It is a girl
Sarinity is my name
Sarinity by Unicorm67 June 1, 2018

Sarinity 

It is a girl
Sarinity is my name
Sarinity by Unicorm67 June 1, 2018
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