Starczak

The state of athletic perfection, named after the greatest football player of all time, Brandon Barczak.

Bob: "Wow! That was an amazing catch, Mike!"
Mike: "Yeah, it was pretty Starczak."

by Brandon Starzcak November 23, 2007

Stanczak

A method of gaining one's attention by squeezing the instep of a persons foot really, really hard.

This was originated in 2004 when more than 4 people were sleeping in a room only for 4. Mr. Stanczak came in to 5 people in the room. He said, "who doesn't belong here?!" When Michael Kleemann did not respond to this inquiry, He got a Stanczak.

Person A: "WHO DOESNT BELONG IN HERE?"
Person B: (does not respond)
Person A: (gives stanczak)
Person B: "yo that friggin hurt. What are you doing, its 4:30 in the god damn morning!"

by Budders August 12, 2006

Stanczak

A method of gaining one's attention by squeezing the instep of a persons foot really, really hard.

This was originated in 2004 when more than 4 people were sleeping in a room only for 4. Mr. Stanczak came in to 5 people in the room. He said, "who doesn't belong here?!" When Michael Kleemann did not respond to this inquiry, He got a Stanczak.

Person A: "WHO DOESNT BELONG IN HERE?"
Person B: (does not respond)
Person A: (gives stanczak)
Person B: "yo that friggin hurt. What are you doing, its 4:30 in the god damn morning!"

by Budders September 10, 2008

starcake

kill yourself

kill yourself

by kj June 6, 2003

starcake

A CAKE MADE OUT OF STARS

NO HOMOYA

NO PROBEYS

NO 12121212121212

NO ROUNDHOUSES

NO SUBWAY

STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS

fucking idiots

"Conor, I've fixed you a slice of starcake!"

"Thanks mom, you're hott!"

by homoya June 3, 2003

starcake

homoya

"starcake is a homoya"

by Anonymous June 1, 2003

starcake

add driven sub making kung fu kicking break dancing foo

by zozl June 3, 2003