Starchy Cape Share definition Flag A towel or blanket that is designated as a cum rag that Serves a dual purpose of cleaning the vagina of a guest after sex. Instead of giving her a new towel to clean herself with, I gave her my starchy cape. Starchy Cape by Huski_Won_Kenobi January 30, 2023 0 0 Get merch Get the Starchy Cape mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch