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Stanky Palm

The process of taking a shit in your hand and then masturbating
I was bored so I gave myself a Stanky Palm
by The Stanker December 20, 2008
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stank palm

created in "Mallrats", its when you stick your hand in your sweaty crack and subsequently shake someone's hand without them knowing what you did with your hand. Its supposed to leave a stank on someone's hand for a LONG time.
Dude, that guy just totally stank-palmed the principal!! Awesome!
by rasputinlives June 2, 2004
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stinky palm

The action of a person, after absorbing the smell and sweat from one's ass, shaking the hands of another, thus transferring the smell to them.
Man, did you see him eat those chocolate covered pretzels? God, right after I shook his hand, too!
by Justin May 4, 2004
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