1. An alcoholic version of the beverage stanky juice that combines ingredients in such a manner to instantly cause the drinker to become tipsy, horny, and jubilant, all at the same time.
Bob: Damn, my life sucks...
Bartender: Here, have some Stanky McCrunkJuice.
Bob: *Drinks*......damn I feel good! *Turns to girl sitting next to him*...Wanna fuck?
Girl: OK!
by Moosaman July 13, 2006
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