Moosaman's definitions

shotgun

The position taken by the second guy in a threesome including two guys and one girl. This is usually taken by the less hott guy who has to settle for the ass.

Bill: Oh man imma screw Stephanie tonight...
Mark: I call shotgun!

by Moosaman December 28, 2005

kenjean

a couple that is so close that they seem like one living entity

Guy1: Dude, look at them! Its like those two people have become a kenjean.
Guy2: No, thats just Frank.

by Moosaman October 13, 2004

biznatcho

a hispanic biznatch

Guy1: Yo check out that hott biznatcho.
Guy2: Damn i could just lick that sauce right off her.

by Moosaman October 13, 2004

sticky balls

(noun) The phenomenon where one's scrotum becomes uncomfortably adhesive and attaches to the shaft of the penis (usually during humid conditions).

Chris: Damn man, stop feelin yourself!
Ben: Dude, shut up...I've got a bad case of sticky balls.

by Moosaman January 23, 2006

Stanky McCrunkJuice

1. An alcoholic version of the beverage stanky juice that combines ingredients in such a manner to instantly cause the drinker to become tipsy, horny, and jubilant, all at the same time.

Bob: Damn, my life sucks...
Bartender: Here, have some Stanky McCrunkJuice.
Bob: *Drinks*......damn I feel good! *Turns to girl sitting next to him*...Wanna fuck?
Girl: OK!

by Moosaman July 12, 2006