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Stank Tuah 

When you are getting Hawk Tuah and the girl shits on your dick.
You: “ahh yes keep sucking”
Girl: “Close your eyes!”
Girl: Shits on dick
You: “oh shit I’ve never gotten Stank Tuah before, this is lowkey nasty ngl”
Stank Tuah by CoolDefiner January 19, 2025
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Stank Tuah Coin 

This is like hawk tuah coin however, it is stank tuah rather than hawk tuah.
Person 1: “Yo bro did you invest in stank tuah coin? I already made $100.”
Person 2: “Nah bro put me on dat stank tuah coin”
Stank Tuah Coin by SmegmaDeck March 10, 2025

Stanktuary 

Coined by Donald Trump
My living room after tacoball.
Just crushed that chimichanga, my house bout to be a stanktuary
Stanktuary by TrumpDictionary February 4, 2020

Stanktuary 

The bathroom that you prefer taking a poop in.
The upstairs bathroom is my stanktuary.
Stanktuary by Prettyhnos January 28, 2017

Stanktuary 

A place where pieces of shit are allowed to stay and are shielded from the laws of the land designed to protect a Countries Citizens.
When the public is allowed to sue stanktuary cities, they will stop protecting criminals.
Stanktuary by ATC1967 February 4, 2020

stanktuary 

An airtight room to where you can flee so as to avoid having your delicate nostrils assailed with offensive odors.
If you're gonna have a frat-party, make sure that you print the invitation in large type so that people won't misread what the part is supposed to involve, or you might need a stanktuary to gaggingly escape to as soon as everyone starts voluminously breaking wind from chowing down on huge helpings of baked beans and cabbage.
stanktuary by QuacksO July 29, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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