Stanec

A dude with a huge dick

Friend1: "I'm dating Stanec"
Friend2: "Ah, the guy with the huge dick?"
Friend1: "Yes"

by fend789 October 14, 2020

3/4 Stance

It is a football term used to describe how you get into a crouched position hovering over a toilet bowl. This is due to a disgust for sitting on toilet seats. Be sure to put the seat up first with your foot.

I entered the shitter and discovered there were no paper seat covers. It don't matter cuz I get in my 3/4 Stance to fire off Scuds!

by will bitten March 6, 2017

mya stanek

Mya stanek is a lover of leftovers she does everything in parking lots of paw paw and Decatur with guy who is taken .

There's Mya Stanek watch out girls, she looking for leftovers and some good parking lots in her Kia

by Youbrokemytrustchen19 December 23, 2021

Stanchester

A pile of shite with the grumpiest bitches for teachers and we send the retards to the hub. Let’s go

Stanchesters Miss burrow is a grumpy bitch.

by Seward+Gaines❤️🤣 March 10, 2019

stanch

abbreviated form of 'substantial'; large, great; important; rad, fucking awesome..

Holy fuck! This burrito is fuckin' stanch!

by Herbert Von June 10, 2019

wide bathroom stance

an extremely wide stance while taking a shit - where the feet are placed in the next stall; an impossible toilet stance if the pants are around the ankles; clever excuse by Senator Larry Craig to deflect attention from more probing matters

What the hell are you doing tapping my foot, you pervert? Nah, man, I just got a wide bathroom stance.

by Snoopy Pugh April 19, 2008

stankchunk

a description for an event that feel like having the rug pulled out from underneath you and while parallel to the ground someone punches you in the chest; getting blind-sided

Wow, did I get stankchunked by my ex-girlfriend!

by The Omni April 18, 2008