stampede

A group of animals that moving violently in on direction. Can be dangeous.

by Anonymous February 19, 2003

stampede

You tuck you arms inside of your long sleeve shirt, pull your penis out of your pants, and then run. Your sleeves flap like elephant ears, and your penis is the trunk.

Those people were staring at your cock when we stampeded out of the restaurant

by michael cosby February 16, 2008

STAMPEDE

NYC gang known by its "crown" symbol. Wanted by the United States government for drug smuggling and taxi-related deaths.

That stampede was just grilling you.

by Oburns March 7, 2007

Stampede

A series of many mushroom stamps(scrotum to the face), quickly followed by intense laughter and humiliation.

That one chick got stampeded by five dudes.
Stampy sure knew how to take a stampede.

by lumbergalar January 20, 2009

Stampede

A group of people that seemed fun and non aggressive until they were ordered to rush the stage.

The people in the stampede weren't inherently aggressive jerks, they were thought to be fun people, but since they were part of the human problem and not innocent like animals, they are not without guilt or responsibility. A person doesn't have to be an aggressive asshole in the way that Derek Chauvin was to kill somebody, there is no kind of person that isn't part of the problem.

by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021

Stampede Variant

Stampede Variant: A brand new variant of Covid-19. Normally passed amongst the unvaccinated at the spread neck events at the “greatest outdoor show on Earth”

See also: STIs spread during said show in non-Covid times

Friend 1: you haven’t stopped coughing since the rodeo

Friend 2: I’m not going for a test, I don’t think I’ve caught the Stampede Variant.

by kopking July 25, 2021

Stampede Shopping

Annual insanity of retailers offering 10 pieces of heavily advertised discounted items for a mob of 1000s shoppers battling through insults and bruises toward the store isles.

Usually occurring on Black Fiday.

"Last season's Stampede Shopping was regulated through a lottery system..."

by Critik2be November 27, 2012