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Stahlhelm 

A German helmet desigined in ww1, made the wearer nearly invincible
Gets hit dead on by an artillery shell** “I survied because I was wearing a stahlhelm oh yes I did!”
Stahlhelm by Stahlhelm August 2, 2019

Stahlhelm 

The official term for the "German Helmet" or "Nazi Helmet". Stahl is the German word for steel, helm meaning helmet. It's design was based on the medival Sallet helmet. Since WWI, it's had a few different versions:
M16-Came about in 1916
M18-1918
M35-1935
M40-1940
and the M42-1942
German soldiers often wore stahlhelms to protect their heads from shrapnel.

Stalkholm Syndrome 

Somewhat akin to the psychological phenomena seen in hostages, where the hostage develops and emotional attachment to the hostage-taker, known as "Stockholm Syndrome" coined in 1973 after it was seen in bank robbery hostages in Stockholm, Sweden, except, in cases of "Stalkholm Syndrome" the individual being stalked forms a similar attachment to their stalker.
Josh: "What's wrong?"
Jennifer: "Its just that ever since Matt went to jail for violating the restraining order, I kinda miss the constant texts/phone calls and watching him lurk outside in the bushes."

Marilyn was diagnosed with Stalkholm Syndrome by her psychologist, Dr. Spanks, because "normal dating", to Marilyn, usually consisted of a man stalking her for a few months and then eventually becoming her boyfriend.
Stalkholm Syndrome by C. Giles August 11, 2009

stalkholming

from the verb "to stalkholm" : stalkholm, stalkholmed, stalkhomlable.
1) The simple, yet incredibly classy act of smoking a cigar and drinking a coffee at the same time that originated and was perfected in Keswick, Ontario. 2) Best enjoyed with a coffee from timmies and a century sam cigar in the night time.
Person 1: Man, you guys should come over.

Person 2: Later buddy, we're stalkholming.
stalkholming by dangerfield93 August 28, 2011
A name for a person or group with aspiring dictatorish goals. Used for any race, but most commonly Russian, German, and Norwegian.
Kadafi went all Stalheim on Libya's ass.
Stalheim by YoTheMaine February 3, 2012