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Stale Jew 

A comedic Jewish performer or writer that makes a ton of money. When their career goes south, they're no longer useful and are now called the "Stale Jew."
Chandler: Why is that guy picking up a penny?
Elliott: He needs money. He no longer has a career and is just a stale jew.
Stale Jew by Benqueedo Man October 21, 2016

Jew-Style 

The act of having sex in a brothel where the girl cuts her price in half.
Girl: So how do you want me to do you?
Man: Well I want to do it Jew-Style.
Girl: What I don't that one.
Man: OH! Well if you don't know it then we can't do it.
Girl: No please tell me. I need to know this because it's my job...Look if you show me how to do it I'll cut my price in half.
Man: Now, your doing it Jew-Style!
Jew-Style by Wassie April 20, 2006

Jewish State of Israel

A terrorist organisation founded in 1948. This terrorist organisations likes to commit genocide and is filled with Zionists.
Jewish State of Israel sucks a lot
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