Classic/basic stage makeup that sometimes consists of a full face of foundation, false eyelashes, eyeshadow, and blush, etc. Stage makeup varies depending on the show
A kind of dazed and confused facial expression that occurs during one's first 30 days of sobriety. Typically it is made by a resident of the Sage dorm at Baldy Hughes.
Look at his sage face (when he got an extra plate of sausages during breakfast)
A term used as an alternative to shit faced to indicate someone who is sober, but still appears to be shit faced in photos. Can be used to describe a person who is incapable of taking a flattering picture, or who always poses awkwardly in photos.
While looking at pictures:
"You look totally stace-faced in that picture"
"Yeah, and I wasn't even drinking..."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.