stack exchange

People generally have one experience or the other on Stack Exchange:

1. A great place to get answers to your burning questions. Whether it's about programming, computers, languages, drawing, writing, or much more, you're sure to get the answer you're looking for within hours.

2 An elitist network of forums where you're sure to get downvoted for asking a question deemed "too simple" by the o' so holy members. Spend hours writing out detailed responses to people's questions only to get trumped by a couple of sentences. A toxic community that should be kept away from.

Type 1: Just got my question about whether doughnut or donut is the more acceptable spelling. Stack Exchange is totally rad!
Type 2: Just spent 30 minutes correctly this guy's poorly written Rock, Paper, Scissors Javascript game. 0 upvotes and no thanks from the asker. Stack Exchange is the worst thing ever!

stack exchange by DisgustingWeebs June 4, 2017

Stack exchange

A horribly toxic website where rather than getting an answer your question will be picked over and torn apart on every level by pretentious and petty users and mods intent on nothing but boosting their own pseudo -intellectual reputations.

"I have a question about this topic, should I post it on Stack Exchange?"
"Hahahahaha! Why bother? "

Stack exchange by Tiger1111 November 16, 2022

Stock Exchange 

A variation of the "Eiffel Tower". This move requires two males and one female. The males shall be dressed in business suits. Unlike the Eiffel tower, instead of high fiving, you will shake hands and look each other in the eyes in agreement. Upon completion of the Stock Exchange the males will check their watches as if late for a meeting and leave while the female is left to clean up the "paperwork".

Mr. Steve and Mr. Bob walk into a room. Ms. Jenny was bent over a chair. Mr. Steve and Mr. Bob unzip their slacks and insert their penis' into the respective holes on Ms. Jenny which were agreed upon previously. When both gentlemen are inside, they shake hands until they have completed the transaction of dumping semen into Ms. Jenny. Stock Exchange complete!

Stock Exchange by bobstevendoastockexchange September 25, 2013

NYSE (New York Stock Exchange) 

The stock exchange with over 5,000 companies.

I like to invest in the NYSE.

NYSE (New York Stock Exchange) by Fill Plates December 5, 2002

NYSE (New York Stock Exchange) 

chap who in the glory days of the now defunct Vogue gossip and celeb forums intermittently posted sexually explicit and threatening bile, boasted of his earnings in 'the market', discussed his celebrity contacts and discoursed on his love for the bodies of preteen girls.

I miss NYSE and all the other ex-Voguers.

NYSE (New York Stock Exchange) by Tamara October 24, 2003

German stock exchange 

An exchange of feces, usually between two homosexual males, taking place from one anus to the other's. Best done with a special "German Stock Exchange" chair which straps one particpant into an upside-down seated position with a hole cut out of the seat upon which the first "broker" sits over to trade his "stock" through.

My anus is all loose and ready now Hans, how about some day trading on the German Stock Exchange?

German stock exchange by Scottt M. James January 16, 2008

Frankfurt Stock Exchange

The Frankfurt Stock Exchange (www.frankfurtstockexchange.de), operated by Deutsche Börse, was founded over 400 years ago and is home to public companies from over sixty (60) countries, with North American companies representing approximately 40% of the stocks listed (including over 3,000 U.S. Companies). The Frankfurt Stock Exchange is the world's third largest trading exchange, ranking only behind the New York Stock Exchange (NYSE) and NASDAQ.

Many U.S. companies are choosing to go public on the Frankfurt Stock Exchange to avoid the Sarbanes-Oxley requirements.

Frankfurt Stock Exchange by call me simpleton May 9, 2010