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St Arbuck's 

The true religion of the United States has become designer coffee-an affordable luxury. The cathedrals and churches of this addictive institution go by the trade name "Starbucks". Given the religious fervor of patrons of such establishments, these cafés are best defined as "St Arbuck's."
Shall we gather for our morning ablutions at St Arbuck's?
St Arbuck's by HajMatz July 20, 2009
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Starbuck's 

A nice place to go to the bathroom.
I have to piss-between-cars since the Starbuck's near the park is closed.
Starbuck's by Miss Christine October 16, 2008

Starbuck's 

Starbuck's: A coffee shop or cafe which likes to make its money by making other coffe shops go out of business.
plan: make a starbuck on each corner of the street the enemy coffee shop is on. All three coffee shops do badly, but because Starbuck's is a multi-million dollar company, the other shop goes bankrupt first, leaving Starbuck's to reap all the customers, and inevitably, benifets.
outcome: Starbuck's on pretty much every corner in every city with coffee shops
"hey do u wanna go 2 Starbuck's somewere"
"sure, wot abt that 1... ro that 1... or there's 1 over there... heres 1"

Starbuck's are taking over, there is no escape
Starbuck's by random bulldog August 5, 2004

Starbuck's 

A coffee place that will charge you $10 for a fucking cup of coffee. And they're not fooling me! I know that a large is a small. Dumb homos.
They spoke out against the war because they think they're cool. THEY SHOULD BURN IN HELL
Starbuck's? Fuck Starbuck's! DUNKIN DONUTS IS THE RULA!
Starbuck's by BiggyJee December 30, 2004

starbuck snob

someone who stops by at Starbuck at the corner of the street every morning before getting into the office
But my day just doesn't get started off the right foot without Starbucks. I guess I'm a starbuck snob.

Starbucks Lovers 

A term that didn't exist until people misheard Taylor Swift's lyrics in Blank Space, when she actually says "list of ex-lovers."

You'll notice that Blank Space first aired on the radio on November 10th, 2014 - and the term popped up shortly after that.
Taylor Swift: Got a long list of ex-lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane.

Hearing-impaired preteen: Durrr what does "Starbucks lovers" mean? I know - I'll make up a definition and put it on Urban Dictionary!
Starbucks Lovers by ZmanIsTheMan3 January 9, 2016

Starbucks enema

Bowel movement caused by drinking an oversized cup of coffee. Usually happens when you are already back in the car. Only the sheer willpower of a Jedi will keep you safe until you reach the office.
Oh man. I am stuck in traffic and this Venti caffe latte is giving me a Starbucks enema. Let's hope I don't soil myself.