Stönks 

Derived from stonks, stönks is a verb, as well as an adjective and a noun. In that way, it is a very rare and multi purposeful word. When stönks is used as an adjective, it means epic. In verb form, stönks takes in the meaning of fucking. In this form it’s used in the common phrase, “I stonked your mom”. When used as a noun, it is used in the phrase of, “That’s stönks, babey”.

*Doesn’t get waffles*
*Steals a canoe and a golden chair and puts them in a washroom*
That’s stönks babey (noun)

I told Jimmy that his cat is going to die a horrible, slow, painful death.
Well, that’s not very stönks of you (adjective)

Good news, you’re gonna have a little sibling!
What! How’s that possible?
I stönked your mom (verb)

Stönks by Roots 2019 October 17, 2019

Stönks 

Derived from stonks, stönks is a verb, as well as an adjective and a noun. In that way, it is a very rare and multi purposeful word. When stönks is used as an adjective, it means epic. In verb form, stönks takes in the meaning of fucking. In this form it’s used in the common phrase, “I stonked your mom”. When used as a noun, it is used in the phrase of, “That’s stönks, babey”.

*Doesn’t get waffles*

*Steals a canoe and a golden chair and puts them in a washroom*

That’s stönks babey (noun)

I told Jimmy that his cat is going to die a horrible, slow, painful death.

Well, that’s not very stönks of you (adjective)

Good news, you’re gonna have a little sibling!

What! How’s that possible?

I stönked your mom (verb)

Stönks by Roots 2019 October 17, 2019

Stönks 

Derived from stonks, stönks is a verb, as well as an adjective and a noun. In that way, it is a very rare and multi purposeful word. When stönks is used as an adjective, it means epic. In verb form, stönks takes in the meaning of fucking. In this form it’s used in the common phrase, “I stonked your mom”. When used as a noun, it is used in the phrase of, “That’s stönks, babey”.

*Misses waffles at the lodge*
*Steals a canoe and a golden chair and puts them in a washroom*
That’s stönks babey (noun)

I told Jimmy that his cat is going to die a horrible, slow, painful death.
Well, that’s not very stönks of you (adjective)

Good news, you’re gonna have a little sibling!
What! How’s that possible?
I stönked your mom (verb)

Stönks by Roots 2019 October 21, 2019

Stonks 

A term to express a financial decision that resulted in financial gain. Mostly used ironically.

*1998 Yahoo refuses to buy Google for $1 million
*2002 Yahoo realizes it’s mistake, tried to buy Google for $3 billion, Google wants $5 billion, Yahoo says no
*2008 Yahoo refuses to be sold to Microsoft for $40 billion
*2016 Yahoo sold to Verizon for $4.6 billion
CEO of Yahoo: “Stonks”

Stonks by thequifichuntlord July 8, 2019

Stonks 

When you trade 600 wheat for 1 emerald

News: Man sells TV for remote
Me, an intellectual: Stonks

Stonks by Random homo sapien June 14, 2019

Stonks 

The act of pretending you made some sort of profit out of a useless trade

When you upvote your own post on Reddit:
"Stonks"
Buy buy 1 for the price of 2 and get 2 for the price of one:
"Stonks"

Stonks by DankStonks June 17, 2019

stonks 

buy a 3d printer, print a 3d printer, return the 3d printer.

stonks

stonks by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 19, 2020