Squontch 

Female orgasm, or female ejaculation.

Robert Downey, Jr. makes me squontch in my ginch.

Squontch by Fraa Orolo September 25, 2012

squantch 

The lingering odor in a restroom stall immediately after a skank has walked out - caused by the woman being AFO or the lack of cleansing a womans genital region. Squantch usually resembles a cross between sasquatch, tuna and seriously potent B.O.

Man, that chick had some squantch goin' on.

squantch by Hot Tuna Taco May 10, 2005

Squantch-Nugget 

When the squantch or vagina juice hardens into a ball. Usually a douche is required to fix the problem.

Insult: You Squantch-Nugget!

Squantch-Nugget by Tyler March 10, 2004

Squonch 

The act of stealing.

"Hey, hurry up and Squonch that CD before an employee catches you!"

Squonch by "Sketchy" Mike Z April 23, 2006

Squantch 

1. An unexpected situation or circumstance.
2. A big reaction to a surprise or unexpected situation.
3. Trying to scare or surprise someone.

That jump scare made me scream! I totally squantched out.

I didn't see you there! You squantched me.

I saw you hiding there. You Squantching me?
surprise scary unexpected

Squantch by Vapegangxx420 May 15, 2016

Squantch 

A word that you can say instead of love in "I love you" For when you aren't ready to say the L word to your significant other.

I squantch you.

Squantch by FreeChurro February 6, 2021

squonch 

anytime during sex when a mans balls get smashed between himself and his partner this action is called a squonch.

Johnny was hitting it hard then lost his balance and that was when he received his first squonch...

squonch by Ithunder9 February 28, 2010