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squantch 

The lingering odor in a restroom stall immediately after a skank has walked out - caused by the woman being AFO or the lack of cleansing a womans genital region. Squantch usually resembles a cross between sasquatch, tuna and seriously potent B.O.
Man, that chick had some squantch goin' on.
squantch by Hot Tuna Taco May 10, 2005
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Squantch 

1. An unexpected situation or circumstance.
2. A big reaction to a surprise or unexpected situation.
3. Trying to scare or surprise someone.
That jump scare made me scream! I totally squantched out.

I didn't see you there! You squantched me.

I saw you hiding there. You Squantching me?
surprise scary unexpected
Squantch by Vapegangxx420 May 15, 2016

Squantch 

A word that you can say instead of love in "I love you" For when you aren't ready to say the L word to your significant other.
I squantch you.
Squantch by FreeChurro February 6, 2021

Squantch-Nugget 

When the squantch or vagina juice hardens into a ball. Usually a douche is required to fix the problem.
Squantch-Nugget by Tyler March 10, 2004

Squatcho 

The new fetch. It's the button on top of a hat, essentially the bee's knees...Bitchin, you know what I mean.
Aubree - "Yo, how was your weekend bro?"

Bri - "It was utterly bitchin"

Ian - "Dude, do you mean Squatcho? Bitchin was so last week."
Squatcho by SE Beast September 1, 2014

Squanching 

The act where one hangs himself and masturbates simultaneously.
Alex loves to go squanching at noon.
Squanching by Jenna Viano August 13, 2015

Squanching 

A rick and morty term that is used when you hang yourself and ejacuate at the same time!
Hey what are you doing I am squanching In here. Rick: sorry man my bad but can I join in.
Squanching by Rob smitch January 21, 2019
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