squotch

1. usually a large and/or hairy person, not necessarily both at the same time.

2. used to name a person who has done something unexpectedly good, large or better than everyone else, super awesome, can also be used for a cool object.

1. Did you see that guy at the gym? He's a fark-in' squotch, man.

2. He drank how much? That guy is a squotch.

3. You see that guy's rims? squotch-like, man.

by jtatorrrr November 5, 2008

Squatcho

The new fetch. It's the button on top of a hat, essentially the bee's knees...Bitchin, you know what I mean.

Aubree - "Yo, how was your weekend bro?"

Bri - "It was utterly bitchin"

Ian - "Dude, do you mean Squatcho? Bitchin was so last week."

by SE Beast September 1, 2014

squatch taco

The pubic area of a woman which is extremely hairy and unkept. Usually found in the months immediately following winter.

Corey (At the beach): Yo Warren, check out the squatch taco on that girl over there.
Warren (Also at the beach): Wow, looks like she has Bob Ross' head in a leg lock.

by Tbonepgh August 3, 2016

Squatcher

One who hunts for or is a fan of Sasquatch, Bigfoot, Yeti and other hairy hominids

I haven't seen Kyle in weeks. He's been up in Oregon hunting Bigfoot. He's such a Squatcher

by dw6245 December 19, 2009

Squitch

A baby sasquatch

The mother sasquatch and her squitch were seen crossing the road.

The bigfoot was video taped along with its two squitches.

by Gio Marron July 30, 2010

Squatchcock

Originally derived from "Sasquatch cock" to describe a particularly large phalus, this word has evolved into a general descriptive word to describe anything offensive in smell, sight, or touch.

balls stank nasty

Nina: "Ugh, have you ever smelled Jack?"
Jessica: "Oh my god, yeah. He smells like straight squatchcock. He needs to take a shower"

by Jess and Nina May 15, 2016

Squetch

A decrepit southern bigfoot.

I swear Bill that Squetch i saw was at least 9 feet

by Butt Pancakes June 18, 2017