Squizzler

Female Cum, mostly found in vaginal passages; it is made by the body as a natural lubricant. Usually quite clear or white. Sometimes stringy and or gunky. If yellow or green seek medical help as there may be infection. Not to be confused with periods.

My squizzler is clear this week, no issues on the home font;

by R and A :) June 28, 2010

Squizzler

Noun - The mark left on a man's penis after being bitten by a squid during intercourse with a woman who is secretly hiding a squid in a place where no squid should dwell. (normally given negative connotation)

Ugh.... I got a pretty bad squizzler last night. I should have never had sex with that mermaid.

by The Sneaky Spoon December 2, 2010

squigler

Someone with squiggly handwriting that is totally unreadable.

I can't read your doctor's prescription, he's a total squigler!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

rick the sizzler

Justin Biebers snapchat username. He posts short videos that are either comedic or inspirational on his story. He sometimes wears a pair of sunglasses and a fake mustache and refers to himself as "Rick the sizzler" in his videos

rick the sizzler just posted on his story go check it out!

by Minhoisfine May 12, 2016

flamingo sizzler

- n.
- Any unnamed or generic alcoholic mixed drink/concoction that is randomly pink in color.
- No two flamingo sizzlers are EVER alike.

After exposing his piece, the guy sensually indulged himself in a flamingo sizzler; caressing the glass with his stache'd lips.

by Mark Saben Thomas III September 3, 2007

Little Sizzler

A child left in the car during summer months

We came out of the store and the cops were breaking a window out of a moo van to rescue a little sizzler.

by Charles Sm1th October 22, 2011

Cock Squiggler

Originating from the lakes of Lancashire, the "Cock Squiggler" is one of Britains most notorious Cock artists. Using an unusual and provocative art form, the "Cock Squiggler" draws massively detailed penises in the dirt of cars, vans, Windows and it has even been recorded that he worked in disguise as a face painting artist for the GOSH children's charity. The "Cock Squigglers" work has been criticised and damned heavily by critiques, but many people believe the "Cock Squiggler" is a breath of fresh air to the industry. The artist is however now a fugitive to the state, fleeing 10 years imprisonment after a "mass cock vandalism" that took place in the car park of a pub in Northumberland. Although this has not stopped the artists work, as he has since released his new art collection. This art collection features pieces such as 'The surprise penis', 'Learn em with that', 'Veins in my eyes', 'Splash attack', 'Woopy don't stop' and his most renowned piece to date, 'Pegging in the park'.

"The Cock Squigglers back!"

by Border January 10, 2019