Squisper 

The voice commonly used by scream-o singers while trying to sing their favorite songs quietly.

Jeff: Hey Frenchy, wanna sing some The Devil wears Prada?
Frenchy: But dude, we're in school.
Jeff: It's fine, we can SQUISPER the lyrics!

Squisper by Daddy GaGa May 7, 2010

Dream Squisher 

Person or persons who respond negatively to the good news, dreams or goals of others

I told my Mom I wanted to go to backpack across Europe, and she told me that I should be looking for a job instead. She is such a Dream Squisher!

Dream Squisher by JMB Dream Squisher January 22, 2011

squipper 

Nick-name for a Survival Equipment Fitter in the RAF.

Go and see the Squippers they will fix that Parachute for you.

squipper by fraz1777 March 6, 2007

Squisher

1. (n) A sex partner.
2. (n) refers to the sound that two lovers make when having sex.

3. (n) der. used by subculture robosexuals and android fuckers to describe those that do not have sex with inanimate objects or human-like beings.

Syn. Organasmic, Breeders, Secretors
Ant. Robot Fuckers, Android Fuckers, Androidsexual

Rebecca, a human, is my favorite squisher!

Paul and Max are just a couple of squishers.

Squisher by Ramsausage July 23, 2010

Fun Squisher 

Someone or something who takes the joy away from an activity or an experience.

Paul is such a fun squisher.

John cancelled last minute again, what a fun squisher.

Fun Squisher by berlin1234 October 28, 2019

Squisher

Southern speak for a manually operated coffee maker. Also know as the french press.

I hope the last person to use the squisher cleaned it.

Squisher by wampanator June 5, 2010

King Squisher 

What is objectively the only correct way to refer to a binder

A: So I heard you wanted to buy something?
B: Yeah a binder,
A: A what now?
B: Look it up.
A: Ohhhhh ok, personally I think it should be called something else.
A: A squisher,
A: A King squisher.
B: Pfttt that is so dumb I love it.

King Squisher by A_WierdoInTheGalaxy December 4, 2021