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move the squishmellows 

moving the squishmellows entails having sex on someone else's futon. The squishmellows get moved out of common decency and to make more space on the futon.
"how was your weekend with your boyfriend?"

"it was really good!"

"Did you move the squishmellows?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

"Yessss the squismellows were moved!"

Squishmallows

Squishmallows = good.
Squishmallows by 25IMF March 13, 2020

squishmellow 

The softest thin ever made that is sold at walgreens
Squishmellows are the best thing ever but one now at your local walgreens( this is not sponsored)
squishmellow by Naynayfriend January 12, 2018

Squishmallow 

A soft friend for people who either have anger issues or have a hard life.
Dude yesterday I got a squishmallow!
Why to punch it or to cry on it?
Squishmallow by anonymous April 10, 2021

Squishmallows

Squishmallows are a cult, they are always trying to get you to "join the squad". once you buy one more and more will arrive at your house and you don't remember buying them. You may think they are cute but once you hear their theme song you will be scarred forever. you will show it to your friends and they will show it to theirs. it never ends.
youtube: "hello we're the squishmallows!!!!"

your brain for the next month: "hello we're the squishmallows!!!!!!"

your amazon shopping cart: "purchasing 7 squishmallows!"

Squishmallow 

The name of a line of a plushie series.
Owned by Kelly Toys
'I got squishmallows.'
'Dude what the fuck i have a whole entire pit of them that's 2 feet deep'
'Are you okay'
Squishmallow by beesnur May 22, 2021