Squishmellows

A soft, adorable, and squishy plush that all styles and sizes made by KELLYTOY, a Jaswares Company. their website is www.squishmellows.com

I bought lots of squishmellows from Walmart.

by Cammy The All Knowing July 4, 2022

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move the squishmellows

moving the squishmellows entails having sex on someone else's futon. The squishmellows get moved out of common decency and to make more space on the futon.

"how was your weekend with your boyfriend?"

"it was really good!"

"Did you move the squishmellows?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

"Yessss the squismellows were moved!"

by Josephina cuntina September 26, 2021

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Squishmallows

Cute stuffed animals

Squishmallows = good.

by 25IMF March 13, 2020

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squishmellow

The softest thin ever made that is sold at walgreens

Squishmellows are the best thing ever but one now at your local walgreens( this is not sponsored)

by Naynayfriend January 12, 2018

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Squishmallow

A soft friend for people who either have anger issues or have a hard life.

Dude yesterday I got a squishmallow!
Why to punch it or to cry on it?

by anonymous April 10, 2021

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Squishmallows are a cult, they are always trying to get you to "join the squad". once you buy one more and more will arrive at your house and you don't remember buying them. You may think they are cute but once you hear their theme song you will be scarred forever. you will show it to your friends and they will show it to theirs. it never ends.

youtube: "hello we're the squishmallows!!!!"

your brain for the next month: "hello we're the squishmallows!!!!!!"

your amazon shopping cart: "purchasing 7 squishmallows!"

by pieceofchewedgumonthewall April 26, 2021

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