Squirrel Cop 

Another name for Game Warden

Hey, did you hear that the damn squirrel cop gave me a ticket?

Squirrel Cop by og_Fainted November 13, 2021

Squirrelopotamus 

Giant squirrels that roam New England during the winter months. They are impervious to the cold and seem to enjoy antagonizing bird-watchers by routinely emptying well-secured bird feeders. The squirrelopotamus is known in the scientific community by its Latin name, Sciurus hippopotamid.

New Englander A: Look at that giant squirrel in the back yard!
New Englander B: Woah, he's wicked huge -- the size of three squirrels! Must be a squirrelopotamus.

Squirrelopotamus by mindianajones December 21, 2013

squirrelophile

one who finds pleasure in molesting fuzzy woodland creatures. similar to a necrophile or a pedophile.

That Poor Squirrel Is Getting Raped By That Squirrelophile Loafers Again

squirrelophile by KillerPooMuffin September 1, 2007