Squeze Dick 

A person who is a complete waste of space, or completely useless (kind of like squezeing your dick), and can't seem to answer a single question you have. jus

that guy was a squeze dick

Squeze Dick by too good April 3, 2009

Dick squeeze 

A person that squeezes dicks.

Timmy's a fucking dick squeeze.

Dick squeeze by jimmyjimmymile May 27, 2009

dick squeeze 

1. A mild insult heard between 8-10 year old boys on the playground.

2. Someone with little or no authority over you that is giving you a hard time and that you have no choice but to appease them (e.g. a history prof, person at the DMV, etc.)

1. Gimme the ball ya dick squeeze!

2. I meant to get us a couple of tallboys but this dick squeeze at the counter wouldn't break a six pack and I didn't have enough money.

dick squeeze by Mark VZ June 3, 2006

Dick Squeeze 

A hook up or "one night stand."

"That fuckhead was so horny that he left us to go the get a Dick Squeeze with one of his old girlfriends."

Dick Squeeze by Dr. Real Nasty January 5, 2023

dick squeeze 

A person that’s just being dumb or annoying.

Also asswipe

Example One;
Paul: *pulls Johns hair*
John: Yo Paul you’re a fucking dick squeeze for that

Example Two;
Nickolas: Oh shit I had the grinder in my pocket the whole time
Daniel: how didn’t you realize it was in your pocket you fucking dick squeeze

dick squeeze by Coupeex150 January 2, 2024