Squeeners

1. Breasts that contain and/or expel squeen

"Damn son, she's got some saggy squeeners."

by Kentonew January 23, 2009

Hog Squeezer

A male who masturbates to a female streamer on Twitch. Even if the content is decidedly non-sexual.

The hog squeezer in chat said, "I'm squeezing my hog to this. Gonna keep doing it even if you ban me."

by mcphersonmike June 29, 2020

bread squeezer

A person who is so awful, that they go into a grocery store and squeeze the loaves of bread.

Gerry is such a jerk, I bet he's a bread squeezer.

by Dinkleburguuu February 10, 2015

Squeeker

A person who has yet to meet the age of puberty and compensates for their lack of adult hood or skill in the game by the butchering of the English language with their high voices by stringing together profanity after profanity. commonly found playing any online game with voice chat such as Halo.

Masterspaz: God.. that person was annoying

Blastzilla: Squeekers,not much you can do except muting them

by Seph MacLeod October 7, 2008

bar squeezer

the bartender wipes down a dirty bar, squeezes it into a shot glass..and promptly serves it to some drunken douche nozzle

the dude was obnoxious, so i had the bartender serve him a bar squeezer on me

by boomer315 January 20, 2011

squeenis

A penis that is so similar in length and width, that it appears to be square.

John's squeenis could not go into Stacy's hole, because the square peg does not fit into the round hole.

by Never Let It Go September 25, 2005

Dick-squeezer

Basically an asshole. A person that is annoying or has wronged you in some way.

Brian: Thomas stole my iPod
Austin: Wow, what a dick-squeezer

by Lockerguy178 May 8, 2009