Squedum

The act of covering your face in lotion and eating a bagel while having sex.

"Dude I just squedumed with your mom last night!"

by Mr. Beep March 22, 2010

squedures

sweets, mostly jelly sweet. hard boiled sweets.

got any squedures pal. I am off down the shops to buy me some squedures.
Mum I feel really sick i think I may have eaten to many squedures

by mr mark wall July 1, 2012

Squadums

It is a word that has baffled even Einstein's dick. what is squadums? well i will tell you that it is many things, but it is mainly a big scary indian man that wants to put his dick in your ear or vice versa. This crazy shit has confused scientist for many years but they think this makes the scary indian man squanto have bigger nuts which strangely make armadillos and naked mole rats more attracted to squanto.

Watch out that scary indian is about to squadums you!!!

That bitch just got squandumed in the ear!!

by penguinsharkromeyellow April 6, 2010

Squedemalt

(Verb) To brake into something or somewhere. (Scyoo-deh-molt)

"I will squedemalt the bank!"

by Super Gold Ryan December 17, 2019

Squadums

A phenomenon that can't be explained. people have wondered what or what squadums is, are, was since the dawn of time.

"Oh Shit" "I Saw Squadums!"

by SandymA April 6, 2010

Squedemalted

(Adjective) Broken into. (Scyoo-deh-molt-ed)

"My house has been squedemalted!

by Super Gold Ryan December 17, 2019